Cucumber
July 25, 2012
Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce.
They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable
and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond
geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still
super hot for each other.
At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started
kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his
hands...and an accessory.
A cucumber.
In the garden.
At a party.
With a cucumber.
She enjoyed it.
They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they
figured that out they were obviously mortified. They’re a lot luckier
than Kristen Stewart though. The evidence in this case will not be
published.
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