Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Sorry this is a little late, but it has been a hectic morning.
This
former A list actor primarily known for his television roles had a vice
paid for by his employers without them even knowing it. Our intrepid
actor would haunt various seedy massage parlors until he found a special
lady or two who gave excellent happy endings. He would make a deal to
the owner of the parlors to buy the girl or two and then convince the
studio to hire them as his masseuses. This allowed our actor to indulge
in his fantasies while at the same time always seeking out new parlors
and new ladies to replace his current ones. Everything was great until
his last show tanked. Paradise was no more for our actor who soon found
out that in many of his visits to massage parlors he was videotaped.
With no more money coming to the parlor owners from the studios they
wanted it from the actor and were threatening to make the tapes public.
With no work coming in, the actor sold everything he had and even made
some questionable legal decisions all to keep these not so nice people
from coming after him. Meanwhile he could never say goodbye to the
parlors and they were ruining his life. He finally has given up the
parlors and paid off his debt and new work is finally starting to come
his way. No word on who his new masseuse is.
This A list actress
has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved.
EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe
fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover
story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair
after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big,
just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes
of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she
would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair.
When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger
mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst
strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson
would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat
or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the
money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores
but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let
her play her game.
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