Monday, September 17, 2012

CDAN: Today's Blind Items 5/29/07

Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Today's Blind Items

ZX hint. Christina Ricci hasn't spoken to her father in almost 15 years.

Someone wrote to me and wanted me to share more singer and band blind items. The problem is that they are harder to describe. What can I say? This lead singer of a band...But anyway,

This lead singer of a band which has had several number one albums over the last two decades and recently reunited owns some trailer parks around California. Now, lots of people own trailer parks for investments so this is not unusual. What is unusual about this investment is that no one actually lives in any of the ten or so trailer parks he owns. There are plenty of trailers in the parks. Just no people. Well there is one person at each park. A man guarding the place with a gate and a gun. Seems as if our singer has a lot of love for the herb and converted every trailer in every park to grow his beloved herb 24/7. Although he has a medical marijuana card for personal use, this is a bit much. Whats more is that he has way more than even he can smoke so he ends up selling it to road managers of other groups who are hitting the road or passing by one of his trailer parks.

CDAN: Today's Blind Items 5/28/07

Monday, May 28, 2007
Today's Blind Items

One week from today, ZX will be revealed. So here is a hint. Ali Larter has a boyfriend.

So this A list couple but in reality B listers when it comes to movies, have employees just like almost every other Hollywood couple. When they hire a new employee that employee must sign a confidentiality agreement which basically precludes said employee from spilling everything they see. Well this Hollywood couple has some definite things to hide including guests who visit for fun and games and some kids who are not as well behaved as one would imagine. It turns out that a recently fired maid was reminded when she was fired about the confidentiality agreement she had signed and thus couldn't say anything to anyone about what had gone on in the house.

The maid said she had never signed such a thing and a check of the her file showed she was in fact correct. The person who had hired her had been filling in for someone else and had neglected to get the maid to sign the requisite form. Even though she had just been fired, the employer tried to get the maid to sign a new form right then and there. She refused. Immediately after leaving the house, her next act was to call a few tabloids to sell her story. When they realized she hadn't signed an agreement they jumped hard.

When the celebrity couple were informed of the impending scandal they were going to face, they jumped even harder. They first offered the maid a new job with a better salary, but she didn't want to go back. She finally settled for a cool $100K to keep everything hush-hush. The employee who failed to get the original signature was fired but can't do or say anything because they had been given the confidentiality agreement and signed it.

CDAN: Four For Friday-Memorial Day Style or Victoria Day or Whatever Day Your Country Honors Their Heroes 5/25/07

Friday, May 25, 2007
Four For Friday-Memorial Day Style or Victoria Day or Whatever Day Your Country Honors Their Heroes

All of the following happened on Memorial Day. Okay, well maybe not.

1. Which Actor/Wannabe Rockstar wore surgical gloves during a meet and greet session with fans?

2. Which large breasted long-time, but not too old B list soon to be A list network television actress (remember the definition) pissed off about 20 people at Starbucks by returning her coffee concoction 5 times because it didn't taste right, wasn't prepared right, wasn't hot enough, didn't smell right and she changed her mind. Each time she complained she forced herself to the front of the line of people and demanded immediate attention.

3. When this A list NBC actor gets bored he goes car shopping. He loves going for test drives and will often spend 2-3 hours at a dealer test driving vehicles to get "just the right one." He then either bails because he's late for a meeting with his agent or he demands the car of his choice for free. Either way he leaves angry sales people in his wake wherever he goes.

4. Talk about a tightwad, this former teen heartthrob movie actor and now usually an ensemble television actor is not someone you want to be behind in line at a grocery store. This actor who still has plenty of money obviously also has plenty of time. He has been known to take three hours strolling the aisles of a grocery store comparing prices and checking his coupons. Not just two or three coupons mind you, but hundreds and hundreds which he then sorts through at the checkout line. A good point for him is that he is aware that he is taking a great deal of time and thus is very friendly to the cashier and to all the people in line behind him, but it still can take 20 minutes to get him checked out.

Bonus

I know you may think the above are boring so how about this one. This actress/singer tries to portray a very good girl image. So everyone was amazed when she got drunk the other night at a club and let herself be groped, fondled and kissed in a corner by two guys at the same time. She was doing some groping of her own and led one of the two guys back to the VIP section by his belt loop.

CDAN: Today's Blind Items 5/24/07

Thursday, May 24, 2007
Today's Blind Items

Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.

CDAN: Today's Blind Items 5/23/07

Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Today's Blind Items

This female reality star and now part-time actress is really starting to get some attention. She has been involved with a guy ( C list, maybe even D film and tv actor) for years. She has always kept it hush hush in interviews but has never denied him when asked flat out. Over the past year they grew closer and closer and she was ready to take the next step. However, just when she was going to say yes, a female A-lister (tv and movies) got involved which caused the guy to have second thoughts and our star to believe she was being played. After the A-lister departed, our couple worked things out or so it seemed. Earlier this month, our reality star got engaged, but has kept it totally quiet because she is afraid our guy is not quite done with the A-lister and so doesn't want to look foolish if she makes a big deal about getting engaged and then have the guy show up in the tabs with the A-lister.

No one from any of the MTV shows.

Today's Blind Items--Jackass 5/22/07

Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Today's Blind Items--Jackass

First, ZX will be revealed on 6/4 so stop with that conspiracy crap. The only thing I am saying is that I don't know if ZX will post anything beyond that date.

So this barely A list television actor (definition=someone who has had their own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined or 3 years on one show.) who is not CURRENTLY on a show has a very recognizable older face. His favorite game is to sign up for Girl Scout cookies or any other approach made to him at his house or at the grocery store. Whether it's food or signing up to contribute for a walk for cancer, our actor is the first to sign up and always makes the largest pledge or order. He loves being the big shot until it comes time to pay. Then he's unavailable or off filming or can't be disturbed. He has been known to order $1000 worth of goods from a kid which makes their day and then is never heard from again which often leaves the parents of the child having to pay. No one has ever forced his hand or taken him to court. The only reason it even came to light is that even though he's never paid a dime for any of these pledges or orders he keeps track of them and tries to deduct them from his taxes each year. Nice huh?

Friday, September 7, 2012

CDAN: 5/21/07

Monday, May 21, 2007
Today's Blind Items

It's not often you can shock me anymore, but this one comes close. This former A list film actor who is now a TV regular but no longer A list recently got divorced. The reason given of course was irreconcilable differences. In reality, he beat the living crap out of his wife. What is worse is that after beating her he didn't want her to go out in public to be seen and commented upon so he locked her in a two room suite in the house when he wasn't there or when people visited. When friends would visit during her incarceration periods she was either on vacation or out shopping depending on the circumstances. She finally had enough and got a huge settlement to keep it quiet.