Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Today's Blind Item
Mini-Jackass
Last night at the Ralphs Supermarket on Sunset.
This award winning B list television actor, formerly a B list movie
actor with one big starring A list role had a huge cart filled with
groceries. The store was packed. A woman with two items comes up to him
and asks if she can go in front of him. The actor replied, "Why the f***
would I let you go in front of me? Are you dying? Is there someone
waiting for you who is going to die? The purpose of a line is to put
everyone and everything in order. I was here first and you were here
second."
She replied that he seemed so nice on television.
"Well this is Ralphs, not television and you need to learn to tell the difference," he said.
At that point she left the line and went to another on the opposite end of the store.
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