Tuesday, November 14, 2006
A couple of things..First I promise some stories about some of my
male clients..I do not want you to think they do not have issues because
they do..they just happen to be different issues than I usually face
with my female clients..First going to try a new feature called..
JACKASS v KINDNESS
I
want to show you the extremes of celebrity behavior..I will try and
stick with incidents in which I was a witness, but you never know..
JACKASS
- Male rock star..I want to say 5 number ones, but Google says 6..solo
act...hotel elevator after a concert..groupies (Band-Aids to my buddy
Cameron and to my friend Kate who always makes me smile) pressing items
to be signed into the elevator...(1) a woman in her 70's is on the
elevator and a hotel guest..(2)me.... (3) singer's manager..the woman in
her 70's has no idea what is going on and would rather be anyplace
else..(btw I have no idea what she was doing up so late) girls are
screaming and trying to claw their way to the elevator..singer grabs his
crotch and says, "yeah girls want some of that don't ya?" and then
turns to the woman in her 70's and says "I bet you could use some too
huh?"..By this time he has accumulated a handful of Sharpies and begins
to throw them out the elevator and the girls go scrambling for them,
falling down as they do so..The manager hits the close button on the
elevator and the singer reaches over and pushed the door open button and
says.."not so fast..I love to watch them crawl..right where they
belong.."then he lets the elevator door close..
Revealed as Bryan Adams.
KINDNESS - Female
actress --- top 20 ish tv show---on her way to her FIRST late night
talk show appearance---I was driving, and she was in the passenger
seat--a friend of hers was in the backseat----on the side of the freeway
is a woman standing behind her car which has a flat tire--the woman is
holding a 6 month old in her arms---late afternoon--rush hour--it feels
like a sauna outside and no one is stopping to help the woman--we are on
the far side of the freeway so there are three lanes between us and the
woman and we are about 100 feet back or so and traffic is
stopped---actress is appalled that no one has stopped to even see if
help is on the way..--we have been watching the scene for 15
minutes..like I said, we are not going moving at all..---she wants me to
pull over to the shoulder which is going to take a miracle all in
itself--she gets out of the car, and walks across the 3 lanes of traffic
to the woman and her baby..turns out there is another 3 year old in the
car we could not see from our angle or the lighting as well as a
dog--the mom did not have a cell phone and was willing to change the
tire on her own, but it was so hot she did not want to leave the baby in
the car even with the windows rolled down and even if she did,
everytime the woman stepped out of the car alone, the baby would scream
which caused the dog to bark which caused the 3 year old to cry..---she
was waiting for someone to stop or a policeman to come by or something
and was hoping that maybe her baby would fall asleep if she held it long
enough and then she could change the tire..(I am still trying to get
over to the shoulder)--actress, not in the clothes she was going to wear
for her tv appearance, but does have hair and makeup done for the most
part, opens trunk and starts taking everything out to change the
tire---now you have to realize that probably 200 people have seen this
play out as actress crossed the freeway and everyone has been staring at
the woman with the baby while waiting in traffic for a very long
time..---all of a sudden, like a gate has opened 4 cars pull over to the
shoulder to help..--unknown if they were shamed by actress walking
across the highway or maybe thought she was attractive or finally
realized no one was going to help--but you have never seen people move
so fast--and within 15 minutes at the most, the tire had been changed
and everyone was back on the road---I had manged to pull over, but
during this 15 minutes of changing the tire, traffic moved maybe equal
to where the woman's car had been originally...---actress although not
actually having to change the tire looks a mess and she is sweating, and
just does not look like she is going on tv later....when she gets in
the car, her friend says well at least you will have a great story to
tell tonight---actress says, no because no one would believe her and
would think she did it to have a story to tell..(that is how hollywood
works)---so everyone kept it quiet until now...
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