Friday, January 05, 2007
Four For Friday
Heard it through the grapevine that this
absolutely lovely television actress who stars in one of those shows
that seems to be on every night and every channel and who is married has
a little secret. After the birth of her child, they were having a hard
time in the romance department so she decided to spice things up. She
discovered tantric massage. Not telling hubby, she enrolled in a class
and started bringing those lessons home to hubby. He was ecstatic and
could not get enough of her. Things were looking up and he encouraged
her to keep attending class. Well, lo and behold she started going more
frequently than before but it was not because of the renewed spark
between she and her husband but instead the drop dead gorgeous (I know
you are thinking clue) instructor who was and continues to give her
private lessons.
What if you worked at Trashy Lingerie in LA and
you had this Number One selling rock star come into the store? Someone
who is solo now but was in the biggest band in the US very recently. You
say, wow he must be here for his wife and isn’t that nice? Wow he is
looking at some lingerie that is a little different, and a little
larger. I thought his wife was smaller than that. Hmmm, well maybe he is
getting it for a gag gift or something. Well usually they would only
get one thing and now he has several. Is he going to a dressing room?
Has he been here before? All the time, and it is all for himself, no
matter how much he smiles and says it is for his tiny wife and no matter
how many times the staff sees him in the dressing room trying it on.
This
British actress and her current boyfriend are always photographed in
public groping and making out. She tries hard to show that she is all
woman and that she loves boys. The problem is that even when they are
out and about, no one really believes it. He is hot for her, but she
always looks as if it is the last thing on her mind no matter how much
they mug for the cameras. In private he doesn’t even get a whiff of her
perfume. When they started dating he thought it would be true love.
Actually though it has been a nightmare because she will not let him
break it off. She has an image to live up to. What it means for him
though is that everyone thinks he is dating her so she turns the girls
from him away, although she is watching them when they walk away.
This
rockstar’s divorce was recently finalized so he could bring on the next
wife. Everyone assumed she walked away with HMM money, but it was not
to be. He has a long history of wives and girlfriends who think they are
going to take him to the cleaners. What they don’t realize until it is
too late is that he has all the ammunition. During their time together
he records every incriminating moment whether it be drugs or drinking or
another man. When the time comes for parting and they are looking for
money, he invites them into his room and shows them why they will not be
getting a penny above what he wants to give them.
Rod Stewart
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