Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Sometimes you hear about something and you just do not even know
where to begin. Nevermind, I guess we will start at the beginning. See,
there is this singer/actress who has had a bit of a drug problem in the
past. Perhaps she has kicked it, and perhaps not. While visiting the UK
recently she met an actor who is A-list in the UK, but no one has heard
of here although he is in one of the year's biggest hits. He was so
enamored of his little doll that he followed her back to LA. She was
flattered and loved the attention. He began telling her of his special
needs in regards to sex. Think KK video and you will get the idea.
Although she did not find it appealing, she was flattered that he wanted
to do it with her and so she agreed. UNTIL she found out that while in
LA and not seeing her, he was finding some women who accept money for
those kinds of things and doing it with them. Serious bonus points for
getting his name.
Courtney Love and Steve Coogan
Now, I understand some blogs do not have the
sources or capabilities to actually come up with blind items that are
true. But it seems to me, this blog (Not Perez) could do much better
than trashing celebrities simply because they had a falling out with one
of their employees. This blog has a habit of making up blind items
about a celebrity which are in reality nasty things they want to say
about an ex-employee. They throw out a question mark to make the
celebrity balk at suing, and instead make sure all the remaining staff
get a forced laugh and a taste of what will happen if they decide to
leave.
What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are
the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when
you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any
consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take
matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot
high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only
with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well
with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and
down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone
that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what
happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that
she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did
red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more
than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and
the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the
princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went
crazy and all waved buh bye.
Paris Hilton and the attacked was Serinda Swan
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