Monday, January 29, 2007
You cannot see me now, but I am giving Jeeeze a standing ovation.
Jeeeze has worked so hard and so diligently over the past several weeks
to create the finest message board on
the internet. It has every blind item to be guessed and considered and
will allow for everyone to discuss whatever they want. I REALLY
appreciate Jeeeze doing this and hope everyone will give the message
board a chance and also to say thanks to Jeeeze as well.
Some SAG blind items
Last
night at the SAG awards, this B list television actress either had too
much too drink or had some other problem which caused her to be found
slumped against a bathroom door. Babbling incoherently she spent fifteen
minutes on the floor and refused repeated offers for help. She managed
to crawl a few feet and then got to her feet with a helping hand and
then staggered back to the show. Undeterred by whatever her ailment was,
she was later seen partying all night long. It is unknown whether she
spent any additional time inspecting bathroom floors.
Last night
at the SAG awards, this actress from a hit show, made multiple visits to
the bathroom during just the first hour of the show. When she returned
from her last visit, she muttered that it was all gone now and she was
just going to have to suffer until the show was over. At an after party,
she kept trying to corner an actor from a different hit show. When her
advances were repeatedly declined, she tried one more trick. She lowered
her dress to reveal a very large set of breasts and when he refused to
look or touch, she said, "I knew you were gay. I just won $200."
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