Thursday, March 08, 2007
Today's Blind Items
Mini-Kindness
Last weekend at the poker tournament this B list
actress who has been in two hit shows back to back was all kindness. An
elderly man was getting up from his table and was struggling to get all
of his chips together and his belongings while also keeping his
balance. While this was going on, a group of four 20 something guys were
playing grab ass with each other and just being asses in general ran
into the elderly man. Our actress rushed to give aid to the elderly man
whose chips and belongings had scattered beneath tables and chairs while
at the same time unleashing a string of obscenities at the gang of
four. When she unleashed her verbal tirade, it also caused the other
players at the man's table to stop ignoring the situation and start
helping. The gang of four looked sheepish and embarrassed but still did
not help. The other players and our actress gathered the chips and
belongings of the elderly man and our actress helped him to his feet and
the other side of the casino where he was meeting his ride home. She
stayed with him until she was sure he was fine and had cashed in his
winnings.
(Maura Tierney-NewsRadio, ER)
No Jackass to go with this, but a hint to one. Do you remember this jackass?
***Update***No
matter how much you spin it and think everyone is believing your happy
tale, you are still an ass. Not just in this situation but in so many
others as well. You have great publicists who make everything seem to go
away, but eventually your temper will get the best of you.
Do you remember this blind item from two months ago?
This
British actress and her current boyfriend are always photographed in
public groping and making out. She tries hard to show that she is all
woman and that she loves boys. The problem is that even when they are
out and about, no one really believes it. He is hot for her, but she
always looks as if it is the last thing on her mind no matter how much
they mug for the cameras. In private he doesn’t even get a whiff of her
perfume. When they started dating he thought it would be true love.
Actually though it has been a nightmare because she will not let him
break it off. She has an image to live up to. What it means for him
though is that everyone thinks he is dating her so she turns the girls
from him away, although she is watching them when they walk away.
***So
now that he finally managed to escape her death grip, she is on the
hunt for a new show boy (better than beard) but everyone knows the score
in the UK so she is coming to LA and hoping to find someone who hates
kissing her as much as she hates kissing him.***
This blind item also needs to be updated.
This
fading so fast cable reality star just does not want to let go. Not
content to sit on the beach or watch OC reruns on Fox, he instead likes
to go to places where he knows teenagers flock and where he will still
be recognized and adored. His latest trick is to go to fast food
restaurants in the mall and channeling Eric Roberts in Star 80 convinces
the barely legal females that he can make them a star. Invariably, he
invites them back to his place, has his way with them and has them pose
for photos he promises to submit to Playboy. The girls never hear from
him again, but have heard from his friends who also want a personal show
after viewing the photos.
***So, one reality star headed to
jail. Will our fading star be keeping him company? One of his recent
conquests was 17 and not the 18 she originally claimed. Our fading star
is really sweating this and has totally given up his game because his
parents had to bail him out with some financial assistance to keep
everything quiet.***
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