Thursday, May 24, 2007
Today's Blind Items
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but
definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film
star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years
decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to
keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar
minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret)
down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet
stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute
where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He
threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself
so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing
transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I
guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the
ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later
with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working
on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.
Showing posts with label Transexual Love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transexual Love. Show all posts
Monday, September 17, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
CDAN: 11/20/06
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I think the time has come for us to learn the truth. No more comments like," a friend said Jennifer Aniston has a broken heart or she thinks Angelina Jolie is a witch." I think Ms. Aniston herself or her publicist should e-mail me and let me know exactly what is what so we can stop talking about what she may or may not be feeling or thinking or what the timeline was when Angelina "loved going to work."
See, when I hear the truth, I can report the truth. So, I can tell you for a fact that Britney Spears did NOT cheat on K-Fed with "piano around neck guy aka PANG" or JR Rotten or whatever his name is. Britney knew JR, but nothing happened until AFTER the infamous text. It is also my understanding that Britney got a little drunk the other night when she was bumping and grinding with JR and that will not happen again. (not the drinking part, but the bumping and grinding with JR) Speaking of the piano around the neck guy, it looks like the 17 year old was not enough for the week so he decided to take a shot at Bai Ling. After I was so complimentary to Bai about her diversity award she went and did this.
In the relationships that are either plain disturbing or just will not last department. On one side we have Hilary Swank dating her agent. (I smell a lawsuit down the road and definitely a switch in agents.) The other side brings us Sharon Stone and Christian Slater. The latter coupling is specifically why the terms OMG and WTF? were invented. I really hope Sharon enjoys strip clubs and that
Christian enjoys writing songs and attending charity events.
Random hypothetical thought - "If you get me pregnant again or at least let me tell the world how much I love my baby and how I want another one, I will let you go live with your male ex-lover for a few weeks. I will keep the focus on me while you go do your tranny thing."
I think the time has come for us to learn the truth. No more comments like," a friend said Jennifer Aniston has a broken heart or she thinks Angelina Jolie is a witch." I think Ms. Aniston herself or her publicist should e-mail me and let me know exactly what is what so we can stop talking about what she may or may not be feeling or thinking or what the timeline was when Angelina "loved going to work."
See, when I hear the truth, I can report the truth. So, I can tell you for a fact that Britney Spears did NOT cheat on K-Fed with "piano around neck guy aka PANG" or JR Rotten or whatever his name is. Britney knew JR, but nothing happened until AFTER the infamous text. It is also my understanding that Britney got a little drunk the other night when she was bumping and grinding with JR and that will not happen again. (not the drinking part, but the bumping and grinding with JR) Speaking of the piano around the neck guy, it looks like the 17 year old was not enough for the week so he decided to take a shot at Bai Ling. After I was so complimentary to Bai about her diversity award she went and did this.
In the relationships that are either plain disturbing or just will not last department. On one side we have Hilary Swank dating her agent. (I smell a lawsuit down the road and definitely a switch in agents.) The other side brings us Sharon Stone and Christian Slater. The latter coupling is specifically why the terms OMG and WTF? were invented. I really hope Sharon enjoys strip clubs and that
Christian enjoys writing songs and attending charity events.
Random hypothetical thought - "If you get me pregnant again or at least let me tell the world how much I love my baby and how I want another one, I will let you go live with your male ex-lover for a few weeks. I will keep the focus on me while you go do your tranny thing."
CDAN: 12/19/06
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Thank you all for the comments and e-mails about Little Britain.
I get BBC America, but have yet to watch the show. Lately on BBC I just
have been watching Gordon Ramsay's two shows. I checked the schedule
for Little Britain and it appears I miss it because it comes on
in the middle of the night. So, I will set my DVR and make sure I do
not miss any future episodes. Now, someone send me some photos or a
YouTube link from the reception. I am sorry Hugh Grant did not get into
the festive mood of the wedding. Maybe his blind item romance is not
going well?
So, it seems as if the tranny lover from last Friday is going to be reunited with his original crush in the very near future. Will K-Fed be the man in the middle? Perhaps Whitney Houston will be the man in the middle. Did I say that?
When this A-List couple got divorced (were they really ever married?) he wanted to keep all the lingerie and other intimate apparel he had purchased for her. It took weeks to go through all the store receipts and bookkeeping records to find out who had purchased what. Some thought he wanted the lingerie out of spite because of her rumored cheating, and others think it is because he enjoys wearing it, even if it is too big.
What high-profile, huge wedding, marriage of convenience (not last Friday’s) is coming apart because he started sleeping with her boy toys instead of finding his own and is doing so in an unprotected way?
Thank you all for the comments and e-mails about Little Britain.
I get BBC America, but have yet to watch the show. Lately on BBC I just
have been watching Gordon Ramsay's two shows. I checked the schedule
for Little Britain and it appears I miss it because it comes on
in the middle of the night. So, I will set my DVR and make sure I do
not miss any future episodes. Now, someone send me some photos or a
YouTube link from the reception. I am sorry Hugh Grant did not get into
the festive mood of the wedding. Maybe his blind item romance is not
going well? So, it seems as if the tranny lover from last Friday is going to be reunited with his original crush in the very near future. Will K-Fed be the man in the middle? Perhaps Whitney Houston will be the man in the middle. Did I say that?
When this A-List couple got divorced (were they really ever married?) he wanted to keep all the lingerie and other intimate apparel he had purchased for her. It took weeks to go through all the store receipts and bookkeeping records to find out who had purchased what. Some thought he wanted the lingerie out of spite because of her rumored cheating, and others think it is because he enjoys wearing it, even if it is too big.
What high-profile, huge wedding, marriage of convenience (not last Friday’s) is coming apart because he started sleeping with her boy toys instead of finding his own and is doing so in an unprotected way?
CDAN: 11/14/06
Thursday, December 14, 2006
So imagine if you will a 4-story walk up (for those of you not familiar with the term, think a building with 3 apartments and you have to "walk up" to get to the upper floors) in NYC that is in need of a little repair but that has become the home of celebrities within the three units in the building.
Actual situation and conversation–
There is a play date with a neighbor and the celebrity couple who live on the 4th floor. Neighbor has a huge stroller and does not want to carry it up four flights of stairs. Knock on door of the first floor apartment of our reclusive celebrity.
Assistant answers the door -
"Excuse me, is there anyway I can leave this stroller down here in the foyer. As you can see it is heavy and I am already carrying this 2 year old. So would you ask _______ if it is ok?"
The assistant replies, "there is no one who lives here by that name. Chris is the person who lives here and would have to make that decision. You will have to ask Chris."
"May I please ask her then?" asked the woman carrying the now screaming 2 year old.
"Chris is not here right now, and I do not know when she will be back."
With that the door slams shut, and our neighbor left the stroller downstairs anyway. Good for her.
Drew Barrymore
I was going to save this second one tomorrow, but I am feeling festive, even though I know you are going to spend all day reading the Top 40. I am too, so don't worry.
What married female pop star keeps coming back to her same basic hairstyle, look, and appearance because when she changes it, her husband wanders off to find a transsexual who has that look?
Gwen Stefani
The
blind items are below, but first another link which I am going to make
permanent because it is so good and I know everyone who reads this site,
will love this article. Nerve. com has compiled the 40 Best Celebrity
Rumors ever. What could be better than that? From The Saved By the Bell
cast dying in a car wreck to Oprah being gay and Anna Wintour pining
away for Bob Marley. I had forgotten so many of these and now they are
all back. Peter Smith did an incredible job of compiling all these
rumors. Enjoy.
I
did add labels to all the previous posts which makes navigating through
everything slightly easier. I am working on adding links but it is time
consuming so it will take a few days. A special thank you goes out to
Captain Disco for the HTML code to make it possible.
For
this afternoon we are moving away from the beautiful LA to the just as
lovely, although MUCH colder NYC for some blind items.
So imagine if you will a 4-story walk up (for those of you not familiar with the term, think a building with 3 apartments and you have to "walk up" to get to the upper floors) in NYC that is in need of a little repair but that has become the home of celebrities within the three units in the building.
One of the
neighbors is a celebrity couple with a new baby. The wife has a brother
who is an actor who is friends with a bicyclist who is friends with an
actor who loves hanging out shirtless.
Seriously, you should have that part by now.
So
anyway, a new celebrity moves into the building. An A-lister as both a
producer and actress. This new neighbor wants everyone to call her
"Chris." NEVER call her by her real name. There is no such person who
lives in the building. The new neighbor is just a normal person named
"Chris." Look past the fact that most normal people do not have an
assistant living with them 24 hours a day constantly reminding people
that only "Chris" lives there. I guess you could look past the fact that
the actress sits on her front steps outside typing away on her laptop,
smoking, chatting with passerby, but is just "Chris" when she goes back
inside.
Actual situation and conversation–
There is a play date with a neighbor and the celebrity couple who live on the 4th floor. Neighbor has a huge stroller and does not want to carry it up four flights of stairs. Knock on door of the first floor apartment of our reclusive celebrity.
Assistant answers the door -
"Excuse me, is there anyway I can leave this stroller down here in the foyer. As you can see it is heavy and I am already carrying this 2 year old. So would you ask _______ if it is ok?"
The assistant replies, "there is no one who lives here by that name. Chris is the person who lives here and would have to make that decision. You will have to ask Chris."
"May I please ask her then?" asked the woman carrying the now screaming 2 year old.
"Chris is not here right now, and I do not know when she will be back."
With that the door slams shut, and our neighbor left the stroller downstairs anyway. Good for her.
Drew Barrymore
I was going to save this second one tomorrow, but I am feeling festive, even though I know you are going to spend all day reading the Top 40. I am too, so don't worry.
What married female pop star keeps coming back to her same basic hairstyle, look, and appearance because when she changes it, her husband wanders off to find a transsexual who has that look?
Gwen Stefani
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Lainey: Tranny Ego Blow
Tranny Ego Blow
December 22, 2009
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
December 22, 2009
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
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