Thursday, May 10, 2007
Jackass v. Kindness
JACKASS
So, this former sex siren, aging B list actress on a
hit network show was at a MAC Cosmetics recently. Well the brand new
clerk recognized our actress and was very much wanting to help and make a
big sale. Our actress proceeded to spend almost an hour with the clerk.
Our actress wanted to try everything. She refused to use any of the
testers on the counter and made the clerk open brand new packages of
several different bottles of perfume. When the clerk began to say that
she didn't know if she could do that, our actress did the "Don't you
know who I am routine?" and that the store always let her do it because
she spends so much money there.
Our actress then proceeded to try
every kind of makeup and perfume imaginable until there was a pile of
about 40 different items all opened and worth about $3000. At about this
time the boyfriend of our actress shows up and our actress tells the
clerk she has to go. The boyfriend asks if she's going to buy anything
and the actress says, "Nope. It's all junk. I was just killing time
waiting for you." With that, the actress walked out the door. Luckily,
the clerk didn't get fired and now the actress is banned from the store.
KINDNESS
**This one came to me yesterday, is barely blind and will probably be public before the end of the day so guess quickly.**
So
this once married singer and his girlfriend were getting on the
elevator at their apartment when an older gentleman was coming out. As
the gentleman exited the elevator, he stopped, grabbed his chest and
fell down in front of them. The man managed to whisper to the singer
that he had left his medication in his apartment. Our singer grabbed the
keys and headed to the apartment while his girlfriend dialed 911. Our
singer came back and gave the elderly man a pill and stayed with him
until the paramedics arrived. The man was hospitalized overnight and
then released.
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