Friday, April 27, 2007
Four For Friday
1. So this A list movie actress (and I really use the term loosely
here because to me being in the tabs often doesn't make you A list, but
some people think so) who is always at the top of every sexy list has
been going through more heartbreak then was previously imagined.
Although people spoke of her breakup, it was just a casual thing for the
most part. Not for our actress. She was absolutely crushed and it
shows. She has been dropping weight rapidly and has become sickly
looking just in the past two or three weeks. Not drugs, not disease,
just heartbreak. (Not Jessica Biel)
2. So, this person you either
love or hate was all set to do an exclusive party in the Land Down
Under. Big bucks were coming his way. So, what he decided to do was go
ahead and double book two parties, even though he had promised both of
them exclusivity. He thought the two hosts would agree to something and
he would get two fees. Well, neither host would budge and both were
irate. Finally one had enough and just said you can have him. Except for
a little nudge from someone, our person could have ended up with no
parties and is very lucky to still have one.
3. This B list film
actress just completed a round of publicity for one of her recent films.
When she was looking at the photos of herself she decided she didn't
like what she saw. Even though she's incredibly young she decided to
have a face lift. Now, she can't stop smiling. No, I mean the skin is so
tight now that it is really uncomfortable unless she is smiling all of
the time. This is someone who never smiled. What makes it worse is that
she is going around telling everyone that she has never had any work
done. Uh-huh.
4. So Wednesday was Administrative Professionals
Day. I don't think they changed it from Secretary Day to be PC. I think
it was done so it would include more people and make the lunch crowds
rival Mother's Day. Anyway, last year at lunch, I needed to use the
facilities. I'm old and have prostate problems. As I was waiting in
line, (see what I mean about crowds), I noticed an actor brother who was
not even shy about his need to look over the dividing line to both his
right and left to see what the other men were bringing to the table so
to speak. Lest you doubt his intentions, our actor is just a bit
vertically challenged and had to stand on tip toes to achieve this feat.
He managed to make it through about three cycles of men before fleeing.
He must also have a bad prostate because he was headed back to the
bathroom 15 minutes later.
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