Why He’s Single
June 9, 2008
It was an unexpected split. Many were led to believe erroneously,
me included, that their end had more to do with his machinations than
with hers. As it turns out however the reason behind the break up was
the dreaded OverReach.
What sent him scrambling were comments like this, dropped casually into conversation:
“I forgot my pill.”
“I’m a few days late.”
And
then calling his family, chatting them up, hinting at the prospect of a
baby, raising their hopes that a grandchild would be in their future.
It’s
the betrayal that disappointed him most. Apparently he wasted no time
putting an end to her plans, pretty much standing over her while she
packed up, sending her away with not even a glance back.
He’s
been drowning his sorrows in cocktails ever since. Not alone, of course
but it was definitely a disappointment. He’d intended to keep her around
for a long time. Especially given the fact that he was still able to
have his fun on the side. It’s not every day you find a girl who’s ok
with extra curricular activities so long as she’s the only one who gets a
set of keys.
In the end though, her greed brought an end to the
sweet ride. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel could stand to learn a thing or two
from this example. Overreaching prompts a steep fall.
George Clooney & Sarah Larson
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