Even B List needs a beard
March 29, 2011
It’s not just the super elite actors, the film stars, who need to
beard and pretend. Even the lower ranking ones do too. Calling him B
List might be a little generous, but he has had his share of magazine
covers, is the face of a few shows, and is surprisingly entrepreneurial,
with successful projects across several other platforms, all banking on
looks and virility. While I can’t personally see it, his appeal is
strong enough that it has overcome his reputation as a chronic
philanderer whose wife left him because he couldn’t stay faithful. It
was always assumed that he was cheating with women. And in a way, given
his errrm sex symbol image, that may have worked for him.
But
what if the cheating was with men? One night in New York, he was on the
receiving end of a very enthusiastic blow job from a very enthusiastic
young giver who was clearly not his baby mother because his baby mother
is, obviously, not a boy. The baby mother very likely knows though.
After all, it wouldn’t be an arrangement that she’d be unfamiliar with,
given where they met. Still, dude, if you’re keeping that kind of
secret, and you hit up a bar to get blown, you may want to tip the staff
a little better than you do. Because they are talking. And it’s not
like people haven’t been wondering this about you for a long, long time
anyway.
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