She’s a piece of work
October 25, 2010
Written by Sarah
There’s
one in every family. The in-law no one likes. They manage to find a way
to bring down every family holiday and gathering, provoking fights,
hurt feelings, and general awkwardness. You stare at the
brother/sister/cousin/aunt, or maybe even parent, who introduced this
unpleasant individual into your clan and think, Were you high when you
proposed?
For this family, their “piece of work” is a
loud-mouthed, famous blonde who insists on smoking at the table during
family gatherings (the family patriarch is very health conscious--this
is not a smoking-tolerant family). At first, they didn’t mind her so
much, sold on her bright smile and seemingly pleasant manner. But as
soon as her public trouble was smoothed over, her real personality
started coming out. Now, her constant cursing and insistence on
injecting herself into the middle of everything is rubbing everyone the
wrong way. When friends of the family visited they were shocked by her
behavior and attitude. The family was like, yeah, welcome to our world.
But
what really irks them is her habit of emasculating their son--not only
in front of them, but in the press, too. Things have gotten so bad that
they’ll tell anyone they wish their son would leave her, wondering why
he still puts up with her, going so far as to say they’d “lobotomize”
him to make him forget her.
Revealed to be Katherine Heigl during a live chat at 4:19.
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