Hair issues
October 12, 2010
Two riddles about hair. Two different subjects.
1. When
you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it
reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive
thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body
tries to keep itself warm. And oftentimes on the face. Since food is
not a regular part of her life, the thinnification hair on her face is
naturally dark. They do a marvellous job of hiding it though – by
bleaching and strategic photography and of course foundation, although
it’s getting harder and harder to hide. And as a result she’s just lost a
part because of it. The director loved her, he just didn’t want to go
to such great lengths to camouflage her problem.
2. Young star
of the moment was getting some action once and things were progressing
along nicely until the boy headed down there and discovered that her
situation was so unkempt, “like even more than the 70s”, he had to tap
out. It was how she learned the importance of grooming. On a personal
note though, let’s make this sh-t fair: maintenance goes both ways. It’s
not just a female responsibility, male deforestation is a requirement
too. Carry on then with your guesses now.
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