Post Partum Flirtation
June 9, 2008
Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But
there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems
she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty
flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive
touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the
subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They
didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.
Even worse, he
was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who
found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending
angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from
her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself
unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go
public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the
process of paying him off.
She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.
Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?
Christina Aguilera
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