Another Winner
September 28, 2010
She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag.
Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious
he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he
has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how much she
wanted him. So much so that the first time they had sex, at a friend’s
place, she was so horny and had to have him so badly that it didn’t
matter that she was on her period. She pulled her tampon out on the
spot, tossed it aside cavalierly, and invited him in.
He also
keeps boasting to his buddies that she loved going down on him,
especially in the car. Said it made her feel like she was still in high
school, she got off on the danger...and she gets off on her own body.
According to him, nothing made her as hot as hearing compliments about
how tight she is. Like that would crank her up several notches. Typical
asshole, looking back now, he says he’d just reel off some standard,
premeditated one-liners, just to f-ck with her some more, and get her
more enthusiastic on his ride.
He barely, barely matters, and
she’s a big deal, and though it’s over now he’s using it like an item on
his resumé, the very opposite of discretion, and for her, another
romantic embarrassment, although maybe, given her obviously preference
for dickheads, maybe she doesn’t see it that way.
Lainey revealed this as Jennifer Aniston in a Live Blog 12:50-12:51.
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