Two Boys in the City
June 27, 2008
First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years.
He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and
then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty
landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for
the greater good by committee that he remain vague about the fact that
he likes boys better than girls.
Vague is better than fraud. And
picking up in Gaytown is much better than doing it 70s style in the
forest like George Michael. Now that he’s single, having broken up with a
longterm boyfriend, with whom he was living openly back home, he was
seen at 2am very recently in an area where the homos hang,
propositioning a male acquaintance to join him back at the hotel.
Unfortunately he had his signals crossed. The object of his sleepover
was not interested.
Second fellow is a full on fraud, and it
would appear that his now defunct relationship was an attempt to cover a
close friendship that was tingling all our smutty senses. The man who
made him has since leaked several stories to make sure his female
fanbase doesn’t defect. Which is why, the next night across town at the
afterparties, he felt secure enough to make out hard and wet, boogie and
get down, with a boy rather light on his feet, in more ways than one,
but much less famous. Now he and Britney have something in common.
Boy #1 is Jonathan Knight.
Boy #2 is Chace Crawford
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