Commitment Crisis?
July 18, 2008
They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A
partnership in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a
while they were successful.
But he was the weaker one. And he’s been using again for a while.
The
problem, one of many obviously, is that when he’s cranked, he’s also
very aggressive. Some say he’s mixing his powder with some muscle juice
and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck which has
presented many challenges for his publicist.
Fortunately his
publicist is almost as clever as Jessica Biel’s. Was able to turn spin a
recent skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked
up on the good stuff he had to take it out on someone else’s head.
As
for his wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her
new devoutness has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention
intolerance – for his lifestyle, for his binges – so much so that they
are finding it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the
Beckhams, they are a brand too.
One big happy family...fraud!
Lainey has hinted that this is Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
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