Photo Negotiation
May 16, 2008
She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in
her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest
area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops.
Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a
scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.
What
she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals
and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her
breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to
guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her
chest, and everybody’s happy.
Protecting oneself against bad
pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your
enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to
pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she
detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look
especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive
shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she
hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding
hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.
The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…
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