Wednesday, January 17, 2007
A couple of easy ones to start
This singer is out of his mind.
His model girlfriend was not beautiful enough for him or he thought he
could do better. Somehow he thought his aging, one hit wonder self could
get him someone better. What he got was a lesson in how the grass is
not always greener on the other side. After bedding a series of 18 year
old girls and acting like the wannabe rock star he thinks he is, his ex
was seen in public with a collection of men befitting her beauty. Our
singer broke and is begging for her to take him back. So far she just
keeps laughing at him.
James Blunt
Seeing this actress and her complexion
Monday night reminded me that she had to miss the world premiere of a
movie and almost another because her face had turned into one big zit.
Cameron Diaz
Now, one to make you actually think
Yesterday
I told you about the married actor getting the phone number of a lovely
young thing after his wife thought she had stopped him cold. Well,
getting numbers to someone who is not your significant other is easy.
Getting the numbers while your significant other is in the room is much
harder and doing what this NEXT actor did is the toughest of all.
A
few weeks ago, this actor was at a party with his award winning actress
wife of a few years. Also at the party was his former girlfriend and
co-star now married but solo that night. The two have remained close.
Throughout the night our actor and his ex flirted outrageously. Enough
so, that the notoriously jealous wife really wanted to leave. Our actor
sweet talked his wife like a poet and said there was nothing to worry
about. He was just friends with his ex. Twenty minutes later another
guest at the party opened a locked bathroom door that had not been
completely shut and found our actor and his ex with certain parts
exposed. The intruder apologized and left and proceeded to tell all at
the party what they had seen. Most couples caught in the act would end
it right there. However, our actor continued on until completion. After
emerging from the bathroom tryst, our actor was a model husband and
never left his wife's side. If she knows, she is not telling.
Showing posts with label Big Ego. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Big Ego. Show all posts
Friday, August 31, 2012
CDAN: FFF 1/12/07
Friday, January 12, 2007
Four For Friday
This actor has always been known for his HUGE ego. Well now it turns out he has something down below that is just as huge. Talked about in London, but really was just talk, even a legend. It was all supposition really, until he was filming his latest movie. Thinking our star was out and about, an assistant walked into the actor’s trailer without knocking and saw our actor changing clothes and what he saw has been repeated over and over and would put even Mr. Diggler to shame.
Ricky Gervais
Lots of actors make the leap from daytime soaps to primetime television or the movies. This young actor made that jump and more. Coming out of nowhere he made it to the top. However, he might be headed right back to the bottom. Since his big role, our actor has got an enormous head and as a result has a list of demands a mile long for any future employer. Most execs did not think he was that great to begin with and have a grudge against the soon to be in-laws. The demands are just a way of saying no. Despite no new roles, the demands have yet to go and so our actor has yet to go back to any kind of work.
Hit television shows and hit movies, a new dream husband. This B list actress thought she had it all. She thought she knew the guy she was marrying, but it turns out he kept something very secret from her and might as well have been a stranger. When they were dating she always thought it was cute that he wanted to wait until marriage before living together. The reason he did not want to though was his drug problem. Going home everyday allowed to him to medicate until they got married. When they got married he would wait until she left for work, and then get his fix. One day she came home early and his secret was out. She made him go to rehab and he readily agreed. When he came out, everything was fine for a few months but he relapsed. Not wanting to give up and believing that marriage is for life, she made him go to rehab again. Since his release in the last year, she has taken him everywhere including work. Instead of take your daughter to work day, she has made it take your husband everywhere you go. People not close to her assume it is because they are in love. The reality is she does not trust him or want him out of her sight. So far so good, but how long can she be a babysitter to her husband instead of a wife?
This actress was always the goody goody. She has worked hard to change that image by doing less family friendly films and making sure to wear enough see through dresses on the red carpet. She wanted to lose the squeaky clean image to get better roles, but also to sell the idea that she was sexy and desirable to men. She has no desire for men, just wants the world to perceive her as a sex symbol. Everything was going according to plan until her last movie for which there were raves. There she met another actress and love was in the air. They were inseparable for the entire shoot and even got an apartment to share. Once filming ended, our actress decided to end the relationship for fear it would damage her career. The new lover who has been quietly out for sometime and is quite the scene stealer thinks our actress should get smart and stop pretending and start living.
HINTS
Yesterday's blind item. You should read it as 1,2,3,4,5.
The adjectives - some of you were on the right track -- you are just thinking way to much
GG date - the chocolate that was guessed is correct
The Kate Bosworth article gives a HUGE hint to one of the People's Choice blinds.
Four For Friday
This actor has always been known for his HUGE ego. Well now it turns out he has something down below that is just as huge. Talked about in London, but really was just talk, even a legend. It was all supposition really, until he was filming his latest movie. Thinking our star was out and about, an assistant walked into the actor’s trailer without knocking and saw our actor changing clothes and what he saw has been repeated over and over and would put even Mr. Diggler to shame.
Ricky Gervais
Lots of actors make the leap from daytime soaps to primetime television or the movies. This young actor made that jump and more. Coming out of nowhere he made it to the top. However, he might be headed right back to the bottom. Since his big role, our actor has got an enormous head and as a result has a list of demands a mile long for any future employer. Most execs did not think he was that great to begin with and have a grudge against the soon to be in-laws. The demands are just a way of saying no. Despite no new roles, the demands have yet to go and so our actor has yet to go back to any kind of work.
Hit television shows and hit movies, a new dream husband. This B list actress thought she had it all. She thought she knew the guy she was marrying, but it turns out he kept something very secret from her and might as well have been a stranger. When they were dating she always thought it was cute that he wanted to wait until marriage before living together. The reason he did not want to though was his drug problem. Going home everyday allowed to him to medicate until they got married. When they got married he would wait until she left for work, and then get his fix. One day she came home early and his secret was out. She made him go to rehab and he readily agreed. When he came out, everything was fine for a few months but he relapsed. Not wanting to give up and believing that marriage is for life, she made him go to rehab again. Since his release in the last year, she has taken him everywhere including work. Instead of take your daughter to work day, she has made it take your husband everywhere you go. People not close to her assume it is because they are in love. The reality is she does not trust him or want him out of her sight. So far so good, but how long can she be a babysitter to her husband instead of a wife?
This actress was always the goody goody. She has worked hard to change that image by doing less family friendly films and making sure to wear enough see through dresses on the red carpet. She wanted to lose the squeaky clean image to get better roles, but also to sell the idea that she was sexy and desirable to men. She has no desire for men, just wants the world to perceive her as a sex symbol. Everything was going according to plan until her last movie for which there were raves. There she met another actress and love was in the air. They were inseparable for the entire shoot and even got an apartment to share. Once filming ended, our actress decided to end the relationship for fear it would damage her career. The new lover who has been quietly out for sometime and is quite the scene stealer thinks our actress should get smart and stop pretending and start living.
HINTS
Yesterday's blind item. You should read it as 1,2,3,4,5.
The adjectives - some of you were on the right track -- you are just thinking way to much
GG date - the chocolate that was guessed is correct
The Kate Bosworth article gives a HUGE hint to one of the People's Choice blinds.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Lainey: No one will tell him he sucks
No one will tell him he sucks
December 21, 2009
There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now.
He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.
There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.
Lainey has pretty much revealed this to be Justin Timberlake.
December 21, 2009
There’s a dirtier riddle coming later in the week but here’s an easy quickie for now.
He wants this so badly, to be taken seriously as an actor. But on the set of his new movie, everyone is baffled. By how terrible he is. Like laughably terrible. The worst timing, the most awkward line reads, cheesy expressions… at this point it’s become a fun work-time activity: watch him get through a scene, feel the fontrum for him while he sucks it so hard so obliviously, giggle your tits off later because he walks around thinking he is the sweetest sh-t ever.
There’s an ego involved, of course, and he actually thinks he’s doing a good job, that he is gifted in this discipline too. Please. He is not gifted. And his lack of gifts in this respect could cost the entire production. The weakest link drags it all down. Which is why people are mystified that the director has not bothered to fix it. Like suggesting more classes, like pushing his coach, like replacing him with someone who can actually do it? None of the above. Word is, he’ll make the corrections in post by greatly reducing the role. Unless there’s a miracle and suddenly Cate Blanchett comes out of his ass to save the day. Not likely.
Lainey has pretty much revealed this to be Justin Timberlake.
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