Thursday, February 08, 2007
Something new for the first blind item of the day--
I have NO
idea who this is. Alison e-mailed me this and asked me who it is. I do
not have a clue, but I think there are enough hints to figure it out. I
will say that the agent who came from California COULD be Scott Boras.
JANUARY
24--An Illinois man tried to extort a six-figure payment from an
unnamed "professional athlete," claiming that his daughter was
impregnated by the athlete shortly after they met late last year at a
St. Louis nightclub, according to federal investigators. An FBI
affidavit alleges that George Edwards, 48, met with a friend of the pro
athlete--who is only identified as "P.A."--and reported that his
daughter Laura was pregnant and "wanted money."
The athlete's
friend then offered "several thousand dollars to have George and Laura,
then 22, leave P.A. alone," wrote FBI Agent Dustin Sorrells. Soon, one
of the athlete's sports agents was negotiating with George Edwards to
pay $25,000 to "obtain a DNA test to establish paternity." If the child
was the athlete's, he was prepared to pay Laura Edwards an additional
$125,000.
In January, a second agent for the athlete traveled
from California to St. Louis to deliver the $25,000 payment to George
Edwards. Days later, Edwards called the agent and claimed that Laura had
suffered a miscarriage, but that he still wanted the $125,000 payment.
And if he didn't get the money, Edwards warned, he would file a legal
claim against the athlete and "make P.A.'s affair with Laura public."
I
twas at this point that the athlete and his agents apparently first
contacted the FBI. In a subsequent monitored phone call, when the second
agent agreed to the $125,000 hush money payment, Edwards repeatedly
assured him that, in return, he "would not notify the Associated Press,
the Sporting News or any other media outlet either directly or through
his attorney."
As part of the deal, Edwards was supposed to turn
over"some recordings and photographs which presumably documented Laura's
relationship with P.A.," the affidavit notes. George Edwards was
arrested Monday and charged with extortion, a felony which carries a
maximum of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. He is in custody
pending a detention hearing scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Laura
Edwards has not been charged.
Now, more from Fashion Week
This
male news anchor had a comment about every guy he saw while at one
show. Most of the comments were basically about adult activities he
wanted to indulge in with the spied upon guys.
Anderson Cooper
This high as a
kite male rock star disappeared at an after party with this fashion
icon's daughter. A follower of the couple said they shared two things in
a bathroom stall. One was something white, and one involved removing
some clothes.
This one makes my brain hurt. BUT, I am not sure
this female member of a band even has a brain. When the runway portion
of the show was over and everyone was getting ready to leave, she said,
"When do the designers come out and explain their designs to the
judges?"
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Friday, August 31, 2012
CDAN: 1/17/07
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
A couple of easy ones to start
This singer is out of his mind. His model girlfriend was not beautiful enough for him or he thought he could do better. Somehow he thought his aging, one hit wonder self could get him someone better. What he got was a lesson in how the grass is not always greener on the other side. After bedding a series of 18 year old girls and acting like the wannabe rock star he thinks he is, his ex was seen in public with a collection of men befitting her beauty. Our singer broke and is begging for her to take him back. So far she just keeps laughing at him.
James Blunt
Seeing this actress and her complexion Monday night reminded me that she had to miss the world premiere of a movie and almost another because her face had turned into one big zit.
Cameron Diaz
Now, one to make you actually think
Yesterday I told you about the married actor getting the phone number of a lovely young thing after his wife thought she had stopped him cold. Well, getting numbers to someone who is not your significant other is easy. Getting the numbers while your significant other is in the room is much harder and doing what this NEXT actor did is the toughest of all.
A few weeks ago, this actor was at a party with his award winning actress wife of a few years. Also at the party was his former girlfriend and co-star now married but solo that night. The two have remained close. Throughout the night our actor and his ex flirted outrageously. Enough so, that the notoriously jealous wife really wanted to leave. Our actor sweet talked his wife like a poet and said there was nothing to worry about. He was just friends with his ex. Twenty minutes later another guest at the party opened a locked bathroom door that had not been completely shut and found our actor and his ex with certain parts exposed. The intruder apologized and left and proceeded to tell all at the party what they had seen. Most couples caught in the act would end it right there. However, our actor continued on until completion. After emerging from the bathroom tryst, our actor was a model husband and never left his wife's side. If she knows, she is not telling.
A couple of easy ones to start
This singer is out of his mind. His model girlfriend was not beautiful enough for him or he thought he could do better. Somehow he thought his aging, one hit wonder self could get him someone better. What he got was a lesson in how the grass is not always greener on the other side. After bedding a series of 18 year old girls and acting like the wannabe rock star he thinks he is, his ex was seen in public with a collection of men befitting her beauty. Our singer broke and is begging for her to take him back. So far she just keeps laughing at him.
James Blunt
Seeing this actress and her complexion Monday night reminded me that she had to miss the world premiere of a movie and almost another because her face had turned into one big zit.
Cameron Diaz
Now, one to make you actually think
Yesterday I told you about the married actor getting the phone number of a lovely young thing after his wife thought she had stopped him cold. Well, getting numbers to someone who is not your significant other is easy. Getting the numbers while your significant other is in the room is much harder and doing what this NEXT actor did is the toughest of all.
A few weeks ago, this actor was at a party with his award winning actress wife of a few years. Also at the party was his former girlfriend and co-star now married but solo that night. The two have remained close. Throughout the night our actor and his ex flirted outrageously. Enough so, that the notoriously jealous wife really wanted to leave. Our actor sweet talked his wife like a poet and said there was nothing to worry about. He was just friends with his ex. Twenty minutes later another guest at the party opened a locked bathroom door that had not been completely shut and found our actor and his ex with certain parts exposed. The intruder apologized and left and proceeded to tell all at the party what they had seen. Most couples caught in the act would end it right there. However, our actor continued on until completion. After emerging from the bathroom tryst, our actor was a model husband and never left his wife's side. If she knows, she is not telling.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Lainey: Tranny Ego Blow
Tranny Ego Blow
December 22, 2009
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
December 22, 2009
I’ve been saving up. There’s an even smuttier one to come later. But it’s almost Christmas. Christmas is about gossip gifts. This one is NOT FOR PRUDES.
He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honoured by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist.
Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban.
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