Thursday, March 22, 2007
Today's Blind Items
LA Fashion Week Leftovers
So what does it mean when you go
around bragging about how much you are going to make off a video when
you have been saying all along that none of it was your idea and that
you had no idea it would ever be released? Does _______ know about you
and the tall pierced one? (I know you know the blank, but don't want to
make it too obvious which is why I put it there.)
When you are a
star female movie actress during your teenage years and you do a bunch
of drugs, then it is entirely possible that 20 years later no one will
understand anything you are saying or mumbling. This actress made about
as much sense as a Peter Gabriel video.
This young singer was so
clean cut and cool even just a year ago. Now, he looks like a washed out
wreck with a beer gut. One woman he was hitting on asked who he was. He
said, I'm __________. She said he looked really different on
television, and that he needed to take a shower.
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Laniey: Sex & drink
Sex & drink
November 2, 2009
When do the drugs kick in?
Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.
There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.
Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.
At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?
Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.
November 2, 2009
When do the drugs kick in?
Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.
There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.
Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.
At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?
Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.
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