CDAN: Four For Friday-Memorial Day Style or Victoria Day or Whatever Day Your Country Honors Their Heroes 5/25/07

Friday, May 25, 2007
Four For Friday-Memorial Day Style or Victoria Day or Whatever Day Your Country Honors Their Heroes

All of the following happened on Memorial Day. Okay, well maybe not.

1. Which Actor/Wannabe Rockstar wore surgical gloves during a meet and greet session with fans?

2. Which large breasted long-time, but not too old B list soon to be A list network television actress (remember the definition) pissed off about 20 people at Starbucks by returning her coffee concoction 5 times because it didn't taste right, wasn't prepared right, wasn't hot enough, didn't smell right and she changed her mind. Each time she complained she forced herself to the front of the line of people and demanded immediate attention.

3. When this A list NBC actor gets bored he goes car shopping. He loves going for test drives and will often spend 2-3 hours at a dealer test driving vehicles to get "just the right one." He then either bails because he's late for a meeting with his agent or he demands the car of his choice for free. Either way he leaves angry sales people in his wake wherever he goes.

4. Talk about a tightwad, this former teen heartthrob movie actor and now usually an ensemble television actor is not someone you want to be behind in line at a grocery store. This actor who still has plenty of money obviously also has plenty of time. He has been known to take three hours strolling the aisles of a grocery store comparing prices and checking his coupons. Not just two or three coupons mind you, but hundreds and hundreds which he then sorts through at the checkout line. A good point for him is that he is aware that he is taking a great deal of time and thus is very friendly to the cashier and to all the people in line behind him, but it still can take 20 minutes to get him checked out.

Bonus

I know you may think the above are boring so how about this one. This actress/singer tries to portray a very good girl image. So everyone was amazed when she got drunk the other night at a club and let herself be groped, fondled and kissed in a corner by two guys at the same time. She was doing some groping of her own and led one of the two guys back to the VIP section by his belt loop.

CDAN: 5/08/07

Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Today's Blind Items

So everyone thinks its always the B and C list actors who get into trouble, but not so. I love the A list tidbits because they just feel bigger and better. This A list actor who has been in three top five yearly box office hits has always flown under the radar. Not really seen out and about very much. Turns out he prefers activities at his home instead. He's married, but it's in name only. His wife is his partner though. He loves having threesomes and watching them as well. However with his famous face it's hard for him to go out with his wife and find someone. So, he sends her out alone to pick up women for them. She lures them back to their place and gets down and dirty with her pickups. He watches on a monitor in the other room. During the evening his wife drops hints about our actor to see if the other woman will be up for it. If she is, then our actor joins them. If the pickup does not sound like she's into it, they don't take any chances and our actor stays hidden and just keeps watching and taping. How is it known about the taping? Maids can be pretty nosy, especially when they aren't paid very well. The last maid cost our actor some serious money in order to keep the tapes quiet. Hopefully he locks his door now.