Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Sorry this is a little late, but it has been a hectic morning.
This
former A list actor primarily known for his television roles had a vice
paid for by his employers without them even knowing it. Our intrepid
actor would haunt various seedy massage parlors until he found a special
lady or two who gave excellent happy endings. He would make a deal to
the owner of the parlors to buy the girl or two and then convince the
studio to hire them as his masseuses. This allowed our actor to indulge
in his fantasies while at the same time always seeking out new parlors
and new ladies to replace his current ones. Everything was great until
his last show tanked. Paradise was no more for our actor who soon found
out that in many of his visits to massage parlors he was videotaped.
With no more money coming to the parlor owners from the studios they
wanted it from the actor and were threatening to make the tapes public.
With no work coming in, the actor sold everything he had and even made
some questionable legal decisions all to keep these not so nice people
from coming after him. Meanwhile he could never say goodbye to the
parlors and they were ruining his life. He finally has given up the
parlors and paid off his debt and new work is finally starting to come
his way. No word on who his new masseuse is.
This A list actress
has a squeaky clean reputation and for the most part is well deserved.
EXCEPT for the little scam she loves to play when fulfilling her shoe
fetish. One thing about having children is they make a great cover
story. Our actress had no fear when she had the children in tow. Pair
after pair of shoes would be tried on and discarded. Too small, too big,
just not right, until the salesperson would have twenty or thirty boxes
of shoes out amongst our actress and her offspring. At that point she
would be pleasant and ask the salesperson to just try one more pair.
When the salesperson was in back, our actress would make an even bigger
mess while taking three or four pairs of shoes and hiding them amongst
strollers, backpacks and other baby necessities. When the salesperson
would come back, our star makes an excuse about a toddler needing to eat
or needing a bathroom and quickly leaving. Our star does not need the
money, she just loves the thrill. Word has made the rounds among stores
but no one wants to lose her business so they just keep quiet and let
her play her game.
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Thursday, August 30, 2012
CDAN: 11/21/06
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Four For Friday (ahem Thursday)
This A list TV actor has a hit show. Our star is no rookie when it comes to meeting women, but perhaps next time he will learn from his mistakes. Last week our A-lister was at a very nice LA eatery with a few of his friends. Drinks were consumed and then more drinks and yet even more. Our star became more and more obnoxious as the drinking continued. He spent the last hour of his evening going from one table to another hitting on women and inviting them back to his place. He kept repeating, "Don’t you know who I am?" over and over as he would attempt to grope and otherwise harass the women in the establishment. As more and more people complained, our A-lister was finally tossed. Usually money talks in these situations, but not this time. The eatery was not going to be bribed. They just wanted him gone and did not even charge him for the meal or drinks just to be rid of him sooner.
This former late night television actor was one of the biggest stars of the 80's and early 90's. Now he has to keep moving from one part of the country to another just to find work. He used to have groupies everywhere he went, but now they are no more. Our actor still has plenty of cash from his days gone by and so hires escorts to pretend they are groupies and that they just cannot get enough of him. He even makes them ask for autographs.
Talk about freaky. This young actress just cannot get an invitation to anyone’s house. If she wants to party, it has to be at her place. The reason? Whenever she visits other people’s homes, she just cannot leave the valuables alone. More than once she has been confronted by her hosts or other guests as she takes whatever items will fit into her purse. If it were just little things, no one would mind because she does bring the supplies for the party. However, she has a bit more expensive taste than just the odd knick knack. She has a fondness for diamonds and other fine jewelry.
(Lindsey Lohan)
This actress has been on and off the A list for years. Now and then you think she is going to give it up and just be a wife, but she just keeps fighting. A few weeks ago, it looked like she had got into a fight and had to stay home for a week. A huge black eye started everyone whispering about abuse, but it turns out her plastic surgeon missed just slightly when injecting our heroine with Botox.
Four For Friday (ahem Thursday)
This A list TV actor has a hit show. Our star is no rookie when it comes to meeting women, but perhaps next time he will learn from his mistakes. Last week our A-lister was at a very nice LA eatery with a few of his friends. Drinks were consumed and then more drinks and yet even more. Our star became more and more obnoxious as the drinking continued. He spent the last hour of his evening going from one table to another hitting on women and inviting them back to his place. He kept repeating, "Don’t you know who I am?" over and over as he would attempt to grope and otherwise harass the women in the establishment. As more and more people complained, our A-lister was finally tossed. Usually money talks in these situations, but not this time. The eatery was not going to be bribed. They just wanted him gone and did not even charge him for the meal or drinks just to be rid of him sooner.
This former late night television actor was one of the biggest stars of the 80's and early 90's. Now he has to keep moving from one part of the country to another just to find work. He used to have groupies everywhere he went, but now they are no more. Our actor still has plenty of cash from his days gone by and so hires escorts to pretend they are groupies and that they just cannot get enough of him. He even makes them ask for autographs.
Talk about freaky. This young actress just cannot get an invitation to anyone’s house. If she wants to party, it has to be at her place. The reason? Whenever she visits other people’s homes, she just cannot leave the valuables alone. More than once she has been confronted by her hosts or other guests as she takes whatever items will fit into her purse. If it were just little things, no one would mind because she does bring the supplies for the party. However, she has a bit more expensive taste than just the odd knick knack. She has a fondness for diamonds and other fine jewelry.
(Lindsey Lohan)
This actress has been on and off the A list for years. Now and then you think she is going to give it up and just be a wife, but she just keeps fighting. A few weeks ago, it looked like she had got into a fight and had to stay home for a week. A huge black eye started everyone whispering about abuse, but it turns out her plastic surgeon missed just slightly when injecting our heroine with Botox.
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