Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Today's Blind Items
So, I'm in a really bad mood today. I have a client who has been
involved in a case for awhile. There is a bunch of stress involved for
her and her family. Since the case began, one person has been
institutionalized and another has committed suicide. My client has a
bleeding ulcer and just wants the case to end. It should have ended four
months ago, but the other attorney keeps making excuses why he can't go
to trial yet. So continuance after continuance and I have to keep
calling my client and tell her another week and another week and now I
have to call her and tell her it will be at least another two weeks. I
just don't want to make that call. She goes to work in a couple of hours
and part of me just wants to say ignore it for today and wait until
tomorrow. It is so tough to make that call and I have done it so many
times. I hate judges that are afraid to make a simple decision and show
some balls. Stop worrying about trying to make everyone happy and just
do something. Anything. The client is no one famous, just a client.
Anyway, I know you want some blind items.
So at this talk show a
few weeks ago, there was this band. Although she is not a solo act she
might as well be because no one even knows who the hell any of the rest
of the band are anyway. Well she trashed her dressing room at the show
and said she needed her own room and that she needed to prepare alone. I
think everyone knows what she wanted to do alone which is why they
wanted her in the same room with the rest of the band. She yelled at the
producers and crew and it took the host to calm her down and convince
her to come out and perform.
So when celebs are out of the
country they can get away with acting really strange. Usually. This A
list film actor decided to take advantage of his recent foray to another
country. (This wouldn't work in the UK, so skip it when thinking about
it) The actor went to a shop that catered to the plus sized woman and
walked out about 30 minutes later in women's clothing. Apparently
someone tried to take a cell phone pic of the actor but only caught him
from behind. When the person tried to catch up with the actor, he turned
around and advised her to mind her own business and she was too shocked
to just hold up the damn phone and take the pic. No word on where the
actor went.
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Thursday, September 6, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
CDAN: 1/23/07
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Sometimes you hear about something and you just do not even know where to begin. Nevermind, I guess we will start at the beginning. See, there is this singer/actress who has had a bit of a drug problem in the past. Perhaps she has kicked it, and perhaps not. While visiting the UK recently she met an actor who is A-list in the UK, but no one has heard of here although he is in one of the year's biggest hits. He was so enamored of his little doll that he followed her back to LA. She was flattered and loved the attention. He began telling her of his special needs in regards to sex. Think KK video and you will get the idea. Although she did not find it appealing, she was flattered that he wanted to do it with her and so she agreed. UNTIL she found out that while in LA and not seeing her, he was finding some women who accept money for those kinds of things and doing it with them. Serious bonus points for getting his name.
Courtney Love and Steve Coogan
Now, I understand some blogs do not have the sources or capabilities to actually come up with blind items that are true. But it seems to me, this blog (Not Perez) could do much better than trashing celebrities simply because they had a falling out with one of their employees. This blog has a habit of making up blind items about a celebrity which are in reality nasty things they want to say about an ex-employee. They throw out a question mark to make the celebrity balk at suing, and instead make sure all the remaining staff get a forced laugh and a taste of what will happen if they decide to leave.
What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went crazy and all waved buh bye.
Paris Hilton and the attacked was Serinda Swan
Sometimes you hear about something and you just do not even know where to begin. Nevermind, I guess we will start at the beginning. See, there is this singer/actress who has had a bit of a drug problem in the past. Perhaps she has kicked it, and perhaps not. While visiting the UK recently she met an actor who is A-list in the UK, but no one has heard of here although he is in one of the year's biggest hits. He was so enamored of his little doll that he followed her back to LA. She was flattered and loved the attention. He began telling her of his special needs in regards to sex. Think KK video and you will get the idea. Although she did not find it appealing, she was flattered that he wanted to do it with her and so she agreed. UNTIL she found out that while in LA and not seeing her, he was finding some women who accept money for those kinds of things and doing it with them. Serious bonus points for getting his name.
Courtney Love and Steve Coogan
Now, I understand some blogs do not have the sources or capabilities to actually come up with blind items that are true. But it seems to me, this blog (Not Perez) could do much better than trashing celebrities simply because they had a falling out with one of their employees. This blog has a habit of making up blind items about a celebrity which are in reality nasty things they want to say about an ex-employee. They throw out a question mark to make the celebrity balk at suing, and instead make sure all the remaining staff get a forced laugh and a taste of what will happen if they decide to leave.
What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went crazy and all waved buh bye.
Paris Hilton and the attacked was Serinda Swan
CDAN: 1/14/07
Sunday, January 14, 2007
No blog on Monday because I have to get ready for the Golden Globes. BUT, of course I could not leave you with nothing. This is true especially if you are stuck at work on Monday, saying OMG, I need ENT. Well, I know that no one is actually saying that except for the people who call me from jail at 3am, but you get the idea. If you are looking for me on television I will be the guy in the tux flashing EL signs like Johnny Fairplay in Survivor. I could of course also be the guy doing a Brit Brit and puking my guts into Jack Nicholson's lap. Either way, it is all about fun.
I want everyone to mark their calendars for Friday the 19th. Friday will not just be the usual Four For Friday, but will be the very first compilation of all the blinds that have been guessed correctly and that I can reveal. I think there are about ten. Also, I know the number of blind items, hints, and the back and forth is getting crazy, so I am working on a fix for the problem. One of the main issues is a lack of time and a lack of knowledge about HTML. I would love to make everything look great, and be organized and understand the value in it.
Tim Gunn gets his own show!!!!! Seriously, this guy makes Project Runway and I th
ink
he deserves his own show. I am a HUGE fan. BUT, I am not sure this
format the way it is described is going to work for him. I do think he
has incredible style, but I am anxious to see how it is going to play
out every week and if it will get stale or be uninteresting. I want it
to do great and not just be a big hit and then crash and burn like Queer Eye
which is being canceled. Remember how hot that show was for the first
year, and then everyone said, it is the same week after week. Oh, here
is a bit of gossip from Queer Eye, Thom Filicia was not out to
his family prior to the show starting. So, immediately prior to the
publicity blitz of the first episode, he called his family and said he
was going to be on a new television show and its name, and oh yeah, that
he was gay. Anyway, I digressed. The point is everyone loves Tim, and
so let us hope they give him something great.
Most people when they go on a diet give up sweets or liquor. Perhaps they will even start to exercise. Not Elton John though. He figures the best way to lose weight is to quit eating curry. Well sure, that will work also if curry is another word for all you can eat buffets or gallon containers of Ben & Jerry.
I am sure everyone has heard about the Golden Globes making their gift bags worth $600 instead of last year's $40,000.00. The funny thing in this article is the headline and the picture chosen to go with the headline. There must be a hundred actors and actresses they could have chosen to convey cheapness, but they chose Tara Reid which is so wrong. Also, if you think I am going to have the time of my life at the awards, check out the presenters at the bottom of the article. Those types of presenters ensure a great time and makes the Golden Globes the best awards show out there. I will explain why on Tuesday.
Blind Item of the Day
Have you noticed that this actor has a habit of just about A listing himself and then takes a big break to drop himself back to middle B? Age is the reason most people cite. The reality is that he has always enjoyed playing with his own team even when he was married, and has done so irresponsibly in the past. His frequent trips to Europe to explore his violent, dark side in gay brothels and S&M clubs has become his focus and passion. His failure to use protection at any time could also be causing his limited work schedule. He has a history of doing work only when he needs the money to finance another six month sex fueled vacation. He often signs on for two or three films but usually only completes one before exhaustion and/or lust sets in. Witnesses state that people never get to close to him in the last few days of any film because of his mood swings which alternate between kindness and rage in a matter of minutes.
No blog on Monday because I have to get ready for the Golden Globes. BUT, of course I could not leave you with nothing. This is true especially if you are stuck at work on Monday, saying OMG, I need ENT. Well, I know that no one is actually saying that except for the people who call me from jail at 3am, but you get the idea. If you are looking for me on television I will be the guy in the tux flashing EL signs like Johnny Fairplay in Survivor. I could of course also be the guy doing a Brit Brit and puking my guts into Jack Nicholson's lap. Either way, it is all about fun.
I want everyone to mark their calendars for Friday the 19th. Friday will not just be the usual Four For Friday, but will be the very first compilation of all the blinds that have been guessed correctly and that I can reveal. I think there are about ten. Also, I know the number of blind items, hints, and the back and forth is getting crazy, so I am working on a fix for the problem. One of the main issues is a lack of time and a lack of knowledge about HTML. I would love to make everything look great, and be organized and understand the value in it.
Tim Gunn gets his own show!!!!! Seriously, this guy makes Project Runway and I th
ink
he deserves his own show. I am a HUGE fan. BUT, I am not sure this
format the way it is described is going to work for him. I do think he
has incredible style, but I am anxious to see how it is going to play
out every week and if it will get stale or be uninteresting. I want it
to do great and not just be a big hit and then crash and burn like Queer Eye
which is being canceled. Remember how hot that show was for the first
year, and then everyone said, it is the same week after week. Oh, here
is a bit of gossip from Queer Eye, Thom Filicia was not out to
his family prior to the show starting. So, immediately prior to the
publicity blitz of the first episode, he called his family and said he
was going to be on a new television show and its name, and oh yeah, that
he was gay. Anyway, I digressed. The point is everyone loves Tim, and
so let us hope they give him something great.Most people when they go on a diet give up sweets or liquor. Perhaps they will even start to exercise. Not Elton John though. He figures the best way to lose weight is to quit eating curry. Well sure, that will work also if curry is another word for all you can eat buffets or gallon containers of Ben & Jerry.
I am sure everyone has heard about the Golden Globes making their gift bags worth $600 instead of last year's $40,000.00. The funny thing in this article is the headline and the picture chosen to go with the headline. There must be a hundred actors and actresses they could have chosen to convey cheapness, but they chose Tara Reid which is so wrong. Also, if you think I am going to have the time of my life at the awards, check out the presenters at the bottom of the article. Those types of presenters ensure a great time and makes the Golden Globes the best awards show out there. I will explain why on Tuesday.
Blind Item of the Day
Have you noticed that this actor has a habit of just about A listing himself and then takes a big break to drop himself back to middle B? Age is the reason most people cite. The reality is that he has always enjoyed playing with his own team even when he was married, and has done so irresponsibly in the past. His frequent trips to Europe to explore his violent, dark side in gay brothels and S&M clubs has become his focus and passion. His failure to use protection at any time could also be causing his limited work schedule. He has a history of doing work only when he needs the money to finance another six month sex fueled vacation. He often signs on for two or three films but usually only completes one before exhaustion and/or lust sets in. Witnesses state that people never get to close to him in the last few days of any film because of his mood swings which alternate between kindness and rage in a matter of minutes.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Lainey: Cucumber
Cucumber
July 25, 2012
Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce.
They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other.
At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his hands...and an accessory.
A cucumber.
In the garden.
At a party.
With a cucumber.
She enjoyed it.
They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they figured that out they were obviously mortified. They’re a lot luckier than Kristen Stewart though. The evidence in this case will not be published.
July 25, 2012
Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce.
They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other.
At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his hands...and an accessory.
A cucumber.
In the garden.
At a party.
With a cucumber.
She enjoyed it.
They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they figured that out they were obviously mortified. They’re a lot luckier than Kristen Stewart though. The evidence in this case will not be published.
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